Soy Milk and Cookies

I love lattes.  I love cheese.  I love ice cream.  I love melted cheese on ice cream.  Well, maybe not, but I might, if I tried it.  Sadly, that dream may be coming to an end.  I am now starting a lactose-free diet — the first and only diet I have ever voluntarily been on (i.e. that wasn’t for a procedure).  I don’t know what I’m going to do.  “Soy milk and cookies” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.  “Pepperoni cheese pizza….. but hold the cheese” sounds depressing, and slightly doofus-y.

Oh, tummy.  The things I do to make you comfortable.  I hope you remember this when I’m old and gray and really, really want cheesecake.

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My Kitty is Not a Cheese Snob

My kitty is clearly not a cheese snob.

It appears as if he prefers the taste of Black Diamond (fake) cheese slices to La Ronde brie.

At times like this it’s obvious he was adopted.