Johnny Damon looks like a nutcracker.
No, literally, like one of those Christmas nutcrackers with the fancy red uniforms. Think that’s weird? Read on.
Ryan Garko looks like a Muppet (still trying to figure out which one).
Travis Hafner reminds me of Edward Kowalczyk from the band +Live+.
Jaime Pressly looks a bit like a frog — a very beautiful frog, which is odd and cool at the same time.
And best of all, I have a friend who looks across between Andy Roddick and Adam Lind! 🙂